interplanetary knock-out

This is the System-wide competition in which teams from the various worlds and zones all try to out-fascinate their opponents in the view of the judges.

The object of the game, called Hits Interplanetary (HI), is to be as interesting as possible. 

Teams from all over the System parade around Ceres' Grand Stadium trying to look and sound interesting.  They can do this either by following updated versions of Edward de Bono's How to be Interesting, or by flaunting their physical attributes (length and flexibility of tentacle, or whatever), or by direct mental coercion of the judges.

The list of champions, month by month, is displayed in the Hall of Fame.

[For discussion of the first seven months' clashes, see the OSS Diary for 27th March 2017.  For the first twenty months, see the Diary for 26th April 2018.]

Note: a record score in the competition was achieved by the Ionian team in the first round of January 2018 - a score of 82 hits during the five days of 1-5 January.  (Previous record 52 hits, scored by the Venusians in the semi-finals of August 2017.) 


june 2018

first round, 1-5 june 2018:

no.1 seed:  Mars  16      vs.     no.17 seed:  Pluto  14 

no.9 seed:  Saturn  25      vs.      no.25 seed:  Umbriel  5 

no.5 seed:  Mercury  20     vs.     no.21 seed:  Ganymede  8

no.13 seed:  Neptune  15     vs.     no. 29 seed:  Pallas  7  

no.3 seed:  The Sun  17     vs.     no.19 seed:  Comets   8

no.11 seed:  The Moon  16     vs      no.27 seed:  Oberon  7

no.7 seed:  Vulcan  20    vs.     no.23 seed:  Callisto  16  

no.15 seed:  Asteroid Progenitor Planet  11     vs.     no.31 seed:  Ariel  7

no.2 seed:  Venus  15      vs.      no.18 seed:  Iapetus  18  

no.10 seed:  Earth  11     vs       no.26 seed:  Ceres  10 

no.6 seed:  Jupiter  19     vs.      no.22 seed:  Triton  9

no.14 seed:  Uranus  9     vs.     no.30 seed:  Titania  10  

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  16    vs.      no.20 seed:  The Reefs of Space  8

no.12 seed:  Pellucidar  15     vs.     no.28 seed:  Io  8 

no.8 seed:  Titan  18     vs.     no.24 seed:  Europa  8

no.16 seed:  Amalthea  10     vs.     no.32 seed:  Styx  9

second round, 6-10 june 2018:

no.1 seed:  Mars  17    vs.     no.9 seed:  Saturn  18   

no.5 seed:  Mercury  15     vs.     no.13 seed:  Neptune  9    

no.3 seed:  The Sun  15   vs.     no.11 seed:  The Moon  14 

no.7 seed:  Vulcan  10    vs.     no.15 seed:  Asteroid Progenitor Planet  9    

no.18 seed:  Iapetus  7     vs.     no.10 seed:  Earth  17

no.6 seed:  Jupiter  17      vs.      no.30 seed:  Titania  0

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  16     vs.      no.12 seed:  Pellucidar  13

no.8 seed:  Titan  11      vs.     no.16 seed:  Amalthea  3

After the sensational Round One defeat of mighty Venus by Iapetus, Round Two has seen the further surprise of those same Iapetans' robust defeat by the Blue Planet, Earth.

quarter-finals, 11-15 june 2018:

no.9 seed:  Saturn      vs.     no.5 seed:  Mercury      

no.3 seed:  The Sun       vs.     no.7 seed:  Vulcan      

no.10 seed:  Earth      vs.      no.6 seed:  Jupiter       

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids       vs.     no.8 seed:  Titan      

After the first day's play:

Saturn  2    Mercury  3
The Sun  3    Vulcan  2
Earth  1    Jupiter  4
The Asteroids  1    Titan  2

After the second day's play:

Saturn  4    Mercury  5
The Sun  6    Vulcan  4
Earth  2    Jupiter  7
The Asteroids  4    Titan  7

After the third day's play:

Saturn  6    Mercury  6
The Sun  10    Vulcan  7
Earth  6    Jupiter  12
The Asteroids  7    Titan  11

After the fourth day's play:

Saturn  14    Mercury  13
The Sun  14    Vulcan  12
Earth  9    Jupiter  21
The Asteroids  12    Titan  17

After the fifth day's play:

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, JUNE 2018:

no.9 seed:  Saturn  15     vs.     no.5 seed:  Mercury  16    

no.3 seed:  The Sun  16     vs.     no.7 seed:  Vulcan   14   

no.10 seed:  Earth  11    vs.      no.6 seed:  Jupiter  22     

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  14     vs.     no.8 seed:  Titan  19    

That Saturn-Mercury match was a cliff-hanging epic, with two overtakings.  Since Mercury won, we're in for a Mercury-Sun semi-final match with the same contestants as last month's final.

And now, for the time time since last September, we have a semi-final line-up which includes two teams who have not yet won the championship.

semi-finals, 16-20 june 2018; results out 21 june:

no.5 seed:  Mercury     vs.     no.3 seed:  The Sun 

no.6 seed:  Jupiter       vs.     no.8 seed:  Titan 

After the first day's play:

Mercury  3    The Sun  2
Jupiter  3    Titan  2

After the second day's play:

Mercury  6    The Sun  5
Jupiter  11    Titan  6

After the third day's play:

Mercury  10    The Sun  9
Jupiter  16    Titan  30

Shock Titanic Surge Stuns System.


may 2018

first round, 1-5 may 2018:

no.1 seed:  Venus  23     vs.     no.17 seed:  Neptune  13

no.9 seed:  Earth  16     vs.      no.25 seed:  Oberon  4

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  12    vs.     no.21 seed:  Ganymede  3 

no.13 seed:  Uranus  12    vs.     no. 29 seed:  Umbriel  5 

no.3 seed:  Mercury  14     vs.     no.19 seed:  Callisto  6 

no.11 seed:  Iapetus  11     vs      no.27 seed:  Ceres  5 

no.7 seed:  Pellucidar  14    vs.     no.23 seed:  Europa  4 

no.15 seed:  Titan  12     vs.     no.31 seed:  Ariel  2 

no.2 seed:  Mars  16     vs.      no.18 seed:  Amalthea  9 

no.10 seed:  The Moon  12     vs       no.26 seed:  Titania  3 

no.6 seed:  The Asteroids  17     vs.      no.22 seed:  Triton  11 

no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  7     vs.     no.30 seed:  Leda  3 

no. 4 seed:  Saturn  15    vs.      no.20 seed:  Comets  9

no.12 seed:  Vulcan  14      vs.     no.28 seed:  Pallas  5 

no.8 seed:  The Sun  12     vs.     no.24 seed:  Io  4 

no.16 seed:  Pluto  10    vs.     no.32 seed:  Styx  4
 

second round, 6-10 may 2018:

no.1 seed:  Venus  34     vs.     no.9 seed:  Earth  21    

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  25    vs.     no.13 seed:  Uranus  18    

no.3 seed:  Mercury  18     vs.     no.11 seed:  Iapetus  13     

no.7 seed:  Pellucidar  23    vs.     no.15 seed:  Titan  23     

no.2 seed:  Mars  29     vs.      no.10 seed:  The Moon  25     

no.6 seed:  The Asteroids  30     no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  16     

no. 4 seed:  Saturn  19    vs.      no.12 seed:  Vulcan  20     

no.8 seed:  The Sun  18     vs.     no.16 seed:  Pluto  16    

Re-play needed between Pellucidar and Titan after their unusually high-scoring draw...

SECOND-ROUND REPLAY, 11 MAY 2018:

no.7 seed:  Pellucidar  3    vs.     no.15 seed:  Titan  2

quarter-finals, 11-15 may 2018:

no.1 seed:  Venus       vs.     no.5 seed:  Jupiter     

no.3 seed:  Mercury       vs.     no.7 seed:  Pellucidar     

no.2 seed:  Mars       vs.      no.6 seed:  The Asteroids 

no.12 seed:  Vulcan       vs.     no.8 seed:  The Sun 

After the first day's play:

Venus  3    Jupiter  0
Mercury  6    Pellucidar  3
Mars  2    Asteroids  2
Vulcan  4    Sun  4

After the second day's play:

Venus  7    Jupiter  3
Mercury  7    Pellucidar  6
Mars  3    Asteroids  3
Vulcan  7    Sun  5

After the third day's play:

Venus  11    Jupiter  3
Mercury  14    Pellucidar  7
Mars  4    Asteroids  5
Vulcan  10    Sun  8

After the fourth day's play:

Venus  19    Jupiter  11
Mercury  20    Pellucidar  11
Mars  24    Asteroids  14
Vulcan  14    Sun  17

Two dramatic overtakings - the Martian surge really one for the books.

After the fifth day's play:

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, MAY 2018

no.1 seed:  Venus  22     vs.     no.5 seed:  Jupiter  18  

no.3 seed:  Mercury  24     vs.     no.7 seed:  Pellucidar  15   

no.2 seed:  Mars  34     vs.      no.6 seed:  The Asteroids  20

no.12 seed:  Vulcan  16    vs.     no.8 seed:  The Sun  23

semi-finals, 16-20 may 2018:

no.1 seed:  Venus       vs.     no.3 seed:  Mercury      

no.2 seed:  Mars         vs.      no.8 seed:  The Sun

After the first day's play:

Venus  2    Mercury  4
Mars  3    The Sun  1

After the second day's play:

Venus  3    Mercury  7
Mars  5    The Sun  4

After the third day's play:

Venus  5    Mercury  13
Mars  10    The Sun  6

After the fourth day's play:

Venus  5    Mercury  17
Mars  10    The Sun  6

After the fifth day's play:

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, MAY 2018

no.1 seed:  Venus  6   vs.     no.3 seed:  Mercury  20

no.2 seed:  Mars 11    vs.      no.8 seed:  The Sun  21

The shock to end all shocks - the Solarian surge!  The odds against Arbol beating Malacandra were in the 1000's-to-1.  But it has happened.  It just goes to show, the timing of surges is crucial, and that anything can happen in a knock-out competition.

The reigning champions, the Mercurians, are also doing remarkably well this year, having reached their third final in 5 months, and being in reach of their third championship in that period; moreover, on their way up they've just beaten six-times-champions Venus.

The final is going to be furnace-hot.  The only possible hotter one would have been a Sun-Vulcan final...

the final, 21-25 may 2018:

no.3 seed:  Mercury      vs.      no.8 seed:  The Sun  

After the first day's play:
Mercury  4    The Sun  3

After the second day's play:
Mercury  6    The Sun  6

After the third day's play:
Mercury  8    The Sun  8

After the fourth day's play:
Mercury  12    The Sun  11

After the fifth and last day's play:

no.3 seed:  Mercury  17    vs.      no.8 seed:  The Sun  14 

So the winner of the 21st Interplanetary Knock-Out championship, May 2018, is

Mercury

Had the Sun won, there would have been an explosion of interest in the addition to the Hall of Fame.  Since victory went to the Mercurians, the focus now is on them, and this result is likewise interesting: a fourth championship for the little world that now equals mighty Mars in the number of trophies (4), must say something significant about.. er... something.  Like, perhaps, small worlds compensate by being crowded with closeness to the Infinite, which presses down upon their close horizons in the sense conveyed in Valeddom

Meanwhile, all eyes rest on the podium where James Baron - taking time off before his optimistic attempt to make a Brightside Crossing - lifts the trophy on behalf of all Mercury's explorers.

The System distribution of trophies is now: 6 for Venus, 4 each for Mercury and Mars, 2 each for the Asteroids, Jupiter and Saturn, and 1 for Vulcan.


april 2018

first round, 1-5 april 2018

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  13     vs.     no.17 seed:  Pluto  8

no.9 seed:  Earth  16     vs.      no.25 seed:  Io  5

no.5 seed:  Iapetus   20     vs.     no.21 seed:  Europa  10 

no.13 seed:  Amalthea  14    vs.     no. 29 seed:  Styx  6 

no.3 seed:  Mars  14     vs.     no.19 seed:  The Reefs of Space  12

no.11 seed:  Pellucidar  19     vs      no.27 seed:  Titania  4 

no.7 seed:  Mercury  18     vs.     no.23 seed:  Ganymede  7 

no.15 seed:  Triton  8      vs.     no.31 seed:  Leda  5 

no.2 seed:  Venus  19      vs.      no.18 seed:  Neptune  8 

no.10 seed:  The Sun  17    vs       no.26 seed:  Oberon  5 

no.6 seed:  Saturn  13     vs.      no.22 seed:  Callisto11 

no.14 seed:  Uranus  13     vs.     no.30 seed:  Umbriel  4 

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  13    vs.      no.20 seed:  Comets  9

no.12 seed:  Vulcan  14       vs.     no.28 seed:  Cerberus  4 

no.8 seed:  The Moon  12      vs.     no.24 seed:  Ceres  5 

no.16 seed:  Titan 14      vs.     no.32 seed:  Ariel  5 

second round, 6-10 april 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  24     vs.     no.9 seed:  Earth  15

no.5 seed:  Iapetus  18     vs.     no.13 seed:  Amalthea  10

no.3 seed:  Mars  18     vs.     no.11 seed:  Pellucidar  15  

no.7 seed:  Mercury  15     vs.     no.15 seed:  Triton  12

no.2 seed:  Venus  15      vs.      no.10 seed:  The Sun  16

no.6 seed:  Saturn  20      vs.      no.14 seed:  Uranus  16

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  17    vs.      no.12 seed:  Vulcan  13

no.8 seed:  The Moon  15     vs.     no.16 seed:  Titan  9   

One fantastic upset - the champions Venus knocked out by the Solarians in a close-fought match. 

quarter-finals, 11-15 april 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter       vs.     no.5 seed:  Iapetus  

no.3 seed:  Mars       vs.     no.7 seed:  Mercury      

no.10 seed:  The Sun        vs.     no.6 seed:  Saturn 

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids         vs.      no.8 seed:  The Moon 

After the first day's play:

Jupiter  3    Iapetus  7
Mars  3    Mercury  3
The Sun  3    Saturn  5
The Asteroids  5    The Moon  2

After the second day's play:

Jupiter  14    Iapetus  14
Mars  8    Mercury  8
The Sun  8    Saturn  10
The Asteroids  7    The Moon  6

After the third day's play:

Jupiter  17    Iapetus  14
Mars  14    Mercury  16
The Sun  15    Saturn  13
The Asteroids  15    The Moon  11

After the fourth day's play:

Jupiter  20    Iapetus  15
Mars  18    Mercury  17
The Sun  16    Saturn  16
The Asteroids  16    The Moon  14

After the fifth day's play:

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, APRIL 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  20     vs.     no.5 seed:  Iapetus  16

no.3 seed:  Mars  20      vs.     no.7 seed:  Mercury  25    

no.10 seed:  The Sun  16      vs.     no.6 seed:  Saturn  17

no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  17       vs.      no.8 seed:  The Moon  15

This has been a superb semi-final, with its catch-ups and overtakes and close runs and a dramatic late surge by Mercury to beat the Martians.  And now, amazingly, we have a semi-final round in which all four contenders have won the trophy exactly twice before.

semi-finals, 16-20 april 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter      vs.     no.7 seed:  Mercury     

no.6 seed:  Saturn       vs.      no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids 

After the first day's play:

Jupiter  7    Mercury  5
Saturn  5    The Asteroids  3

After the second day's play:

Jupiter  7    Mercury  8
Saturn  6    The Asteroids  7

After the third day's play:

Jupiter  9    Mercury  12
Saturn  12    The Asteroids  8

After the fourth day's play:

Jupiter  9    Mercury  15
Saturn  12    The Asteroids  10

After the fifth day's play:

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, APRIL 2018

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  11   vs.     no.7 seed:  Mercury  16   

no.6 seed:  Saturn 14     vs.      no. 4 seed:  The Asteroids  12

the final, 21-25 april 2018:

no.7 seed:  Mercury       vs.      no.6 seed:  Saturn

After the first day's play:
Mercury  3    Saturn  1

After the second day's play:
Mercury  5    Saturn 

After the third day's play:
Mercury  9    Saturn  5

 
After the fourth day's play:
Mercury  10    Saturn  7

After the fifth and final day's play:

no.7 seed:  Mercury  16     vs.      no.6 seed:  Saturn  13

So the winner of the April 2018 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Mercury

Lonely crystal entities from Darkside, salamandrine lizards from Hotside and telemorphic humans from the Twilight Belt tinkle, creep and jostle to the front of the crowd at Ceres Stadium to watch Toach Mnuvax of Vutu hold aloft Mercury's third IKO trophy.

After twenty tournaments the score of championships is now:

6 trophies for Venus, 4 for Mars, 3 for Mercury, 2 each for the Asteroids, Jupiter and Saturn, and 1 for Vulcan.


march 2018

first round, 1-5 march 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  26     vs.     no.17 seed:  The Reefs of Space  8 

no.9 seed:  The Sun  13     vs.      no.25 seed:  Ganymede  8 

no.5 seed:  Mars  19     vs.     no.21 seed:  Ceres  9 

no.13 seed:  Titan  8     vs.     no. 29 seed:  Styx  6 

no.3 seed:  Saturn  16     vs.     no.19 seed:  Amalthea  14 

no.11 seed:  Earth  15     vs      no.27 seed:  Oberon  5 

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids   20     vs.     no.23 seed:  Callisto  7 

no.15 seed:  Triton  15      vs.     no.31 seed:  Cerberus  5 

no.2 seed:  Iapetus  24      vs.      no.18 seed:  Comets  13 

no.10 seed:  The Moon  18     vs       no.26 seed:  Umbriel  6 

no.6 seed:  Venus  22      vs.      no.22 seed:  Europa  7 

no.14 seed:  Pluto  13     vs.     no.30 seed:  Ariel  6 

no. 4 seed:  Mercury  21    vs.      no.20 seed:  Pallas  8

no.12 seed:  Uranus  8     vs.     no.28 seed:  Titania  8 

no.8 seed:  Vulcan  13    vs.     no.24 seed:  Io  8 

no.16 seed:  Neptune  10     vs.     no.32 seed:  Leda  6 

The Uranians were unexpectedly held to a draw by the team from their planet's own moon Titania, so a replay will be necessary.

It's worth a note that the two highest scorers in this first round were the previous month's finalists, Jupiter and Iapetus.  It just goes to show, continuity can make itself felt, despite the chancy nature of a knock-out tournament.

REPLAY OF FIRST-ROUND MATCH, 6 MARCH 2018:

no.12 seed:  Uranus  8     vs.     no.28 seed:  Titania  2

second round, 6-10 march 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  32     vs.     no.9 seed:  The Sun  25     

no.5 seed:  Mars  22     vs.     no.13 seed:  Titan  14

no.3 seed:  Saturn  26     vs.     no.11 seed:  Earth  20 

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  29     vs.     no.15 seed:  Triton  14 

no.2 seed:  Iapetus  24     vs.      no.10 seed:  The Moon  22

no.6 seed:  Venus  27      vs.      no.14 seed:  Pluto  17 

no. 4 seed:  Mercury  26    vs.      no.12 seed:  Uranus  22 

no.8 seed:  Vulcan  19    vs.     no.16 seed:  Neptune  15

quarter-finals, 11-15 march 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter       vs.     no.5 seed:  Mars  

no.3 seed:  Saturn       vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  

no.2 seed:  Iapetus        vs.      no.6 seed:  Venus  

no. 4 seed:  Mercury      vs.      no.8 seed:  Vulcan

After the first day's play:

Jupiter  4    Mars  6
Saturn  4    The Asteroids  2
Iapetus  5    Venus  3
Mercury  1    Vulcan  3

After the second day's play:

Jupiter  7    Mars  10
Saturn  7    The Asteroids  5
Iapetus  7    Venus  3
Mercury  3    Vulcan  5

After the third day's play:

Jupiter  7    Mars  15
Saturn  8    The Asteroids  5
Iapetus  9    Venus  3
Mercury  7    Vulcan  5

After the fourth day's play:

Jupiter  12    Mars  22
Saturn  16    The Asteroids  8
Iapetus  9    Venus  9
Mercury  14    Vulcan  6

After the fifth day's play:

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, 15 MARCH 2018:

no.1 seed:  Jupiter  17      vs.     no.5 seed:  Mars  27

no.3 seed:  Saturn  20     vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  13

no.2 seed:  Iapetus  13      vs.      no.6 seed:  Venus  16 

no. 4 seed:  Mercury  19      vs.      no.8 seed:  Vulcan 11

An eye-brow-lifting round.  Most people had put their money on the Jovians, who were the big scorers in the first two rounds, but now a Martian resurgence has knocked out the champions, to give the Red Planet team their first semi-final place since four tournaments ago.  Meanwhile the Venusians, historically the mightiest team with five championships to their credit, came up from behind to beat last month's second-placed Iapetans.

semi-finals, 16-20 march 2018:

no.5 seed:  Mars       vs.      no.3 seed:  Saturn 

no.6 seed:  Venus       vs.      no. 4 seed:  Mercury 

After the first day's play:

Mars  1    Saturn  2
Venus  4    Mercury  2

After the second day's play:

Mars  7    Saturn  5
Venus  9    Mercury  5

After the third day's play:

Mars  13    Saturn  10
Venus  13    Mercury  7

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  17    Saturn  14
Venus  19    Mercury  11

After the fifth day's play:

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, 20 MARCH 2018

no.5 seed:  Mars  21     vs.      no.3 seed:  Saturn  17

no.6 seed:  Venus  23     vs.      no. 4 seed:  Mercury  18

the final, 21-25 march 2018:

no.5 seed:  Mars       vs.      no.6 seed:  Venus 

So we have a final with the two big hitters, Mars and Venus, like we did last October (which Mars won) and last July (which Venus won).  This time, both planets seem equally on form; a case of the irresistible force versus the immovable object - whichever is which.

After the first day's play:
Mars  4    Venus  4

After the second day's play:
Mars  5    Venus  8

After the third day's play:
Mars  7    Venus  14

After the fourth day's play:
Mars  9    Venus  19

After the fifth and last day's play:

THE FINAL RESULT, 25 MARCH 2018:

no.5 seed:  Mars  12     vs.      no.6 seed:  Venus  23

So the winner of the March 2018 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Venus

Having won for the sixth time, the Venusians have truly established their dominance of the tournament - six tropies out of nineteen; almost a third of the total.

The beautiful princess Duare once more takes the trophy and holds it aloft to frantic cheers from a crowd of supporters from the Planet of Love.  Even the fish-men of Myposa flap their gills in appreciation.

The championship-count now stands as follows:  6 for Venus, 4 for Mars, 2 each for Mercury, the Asteroids, Jupiter and Saturn, and 1 for Vulcan.

We are left with a puzzle: why have the results been weighted in this way?  How come Venus has done markedly better than its great rival Mars?  After a night of heated debate in the taverns of the System, among pundits hunched over their tankards of segir, no theory has yet become widely accepted - except on Venus, of course.



february 2018

first round, 1-5 february 2018:

no.1 seed:  Io  5     vs.     no.17 seed:  Pellucidar  9 

no.9 seed:  Mars  19      vs.      no.25 seed:  Ganymede  7 

no.5 seed:  Iapetus  18      vs.     no.21 seed:  Pallas  11 

no.13 seed:  The Moon  14     vs.     no. 29 seed:  Titania  4 

no.3 seed:  Mercury  16      vs.     no.19 seed:  Triton  8   

no.11 seed:  Uranus  19     vs      no.27 seed:  Ariel  2 

no.7 seed:  Titan  11     vs.     no.23 seed:  Europa  9 

no.15 seed:  Vulcan  13      vs.     no.31 seed:  Leda  2 

no.2 seed:  Neptune  13     vs.      no.18 seed:  The Reefs of Space  9

no.10 seed:  Earth  13     vs       no.26 seed:  Callisto  5 

no.6 seed:  Venus  12      vs.      no.22 seed:  Comets  10

no.14 seed:  The Sun  15     vs.     no.30 seed:  Umbriel  9 

no. 4 seed:  Jupiter  24    vs.      no.20 seed:  Pluto  18  

no.12 seed:  The Asteroids  15     vs.     no.28 seed:  Ceres  6 

no.8 seed:  Saturn  15    vs.     no.24 seed:  Oberon  4 

no.16 seed:  Amalthea  7     vs.     no.32 seed:  Cerberus  1 

second round, 6-10 february 2018:

no.17 seed:  Pellucidar  9       vs.      no.9 seed:  Mars  14

no.5 seed:  Iapetus  24           vs.     no.13 seed:  The Moon  17 

no.3 seed:  Mercury  22      vs.     no.11 seed:  Uranus  7

no.7 seed:  Titan  13     vs.     no.15 seed:  Vulcan  22

no.2 seed:  Neptune  7     vs.      no.10 seed:  Earth  12 

no.6 seed:  Venus  17      vs.      no.14 seed:  The Sun  16

no. 4 seed:  Jupiter  28    vs.      no.12 seed:  The Asteroids  11    

no.8 seed:  Saturn  25    vs.     no.16 seed:  Amalthea  10     

quarter-finals, 11-15 february 2018:

no.9 seed:  Mars        vs.       no.5 seed:  Iapetus            

no.3 seed:  Mercury        vs.       no.15 seed:  Vulcan  

no.10 seed:  Earth      vs.       no.6 seed:  Venus 

no. 4 seed:  Jupiter     vs.       no.8 seed:  Saturn       

After the first day's play:

Mars  2    Iapetus  6
Mercury  2    Vulcan  4
Earth  1    Venus  2
Jupiter  3    Saturn  2

After the second day's play:

Mars  7    Iapetus  7
Mercury  7    Vulcan  9
Earth  6    Venus  8
Jupiter  5    Saturn  2

After the third day's play:

Mars  9   Iapetus  7
Mercury  8    Vulcan  13
Earth  8    Venus  10
Jupiter  9    Saturn  3

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  15   Iapetus  11
Mercury  11    Vulcan  17
Earth  11    Venus  14
Jupiter  23    Saturn  8

After the fifth day's play the February 2018 quarter-final results are:

no.9 seed:  Mars  18      vs.       no.5 seed:  Iapetus  21          

no.3 seed:  Mercury  17      vs.       no.15 seed:  Vulcan  19

no.10 seed:  Earth  14      vs.       no.6 seed:  Venus  17

no. 4 seed:  Jupiter  27    vs.       no.8 seed:  Saturn  15      

semi-finals, 16-20 february 2018:

no.5 seed:  Iapetus        vs.       no.15 seed:  Vulcan  

no.6 seed:  Venus      vs.       no. 4 seed:  Jupiter        

After the first day's play: 

Iapetus  0    Vulcan  1
Venus  1    Jupiter  3

After the second day's play: 

Iapetus  1    Vulcan  2
Venus  2    Jupiter  5

After the third day's play: 

Iapetus  6    Vulcan  5
Venus  5    Jupiter  13

After the fourth day's play: 

Iapetus  9    Vulcan  7
Venus  9    Jupiter  16

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, 21 FEB 2018:

no.5 seed:  Iapetus  13      vs.       no.15 seed:  Vulcan  10 

no.6 seed:  Venus  12     vs.       no. 4 seed:  Jupiter  19      

So we're in for a Iapetus-Jupiter final.  And this is the first entirely Outer-Solar-System final ever!  (The nearest earlier approach to one was in last September, when we had an Asteroids-Saturn final, but the Asteroids aren't exactly "Outer", they're more "in between".)

the final, 21-25 february 2018:

no.5 seed:  Iapetus        vs.       no. 4 seed:  Jupiter 

After the first day's play:

Iapetus  8    Jupiter  11

After the second day's play:

Iapetus  11    Jupiter  14

After the third day's play:

Iapetus  17    Jupiter  19

After the fourth day's play:

Iapetus  20    Jupiter  22

After the fifth and last day's play:

no.5 seed:  Iapetus  22      vs.       no. 4 seed:  Jupiter  24 

So the winner of the February 2018 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Jupiter

So at last, in the 18th competition, the Giant Planet regains the trophy which it won in the very first Interplanetary Knock-Out, way back in September 2016.  And about time, grumble the Skeleton Men.  Vorion holds aloft the Orrery while a crowd of Morgors snap their jaws in triumph.  Other species of Jovian jostle in front of the cameras, demanding recognition - including stocky flipper-men and tank-shaped creatures... while newsmen take the opportunity to ask pointed questions about the whereabouts of John Carter.

Meanwhile the Iapetans, by common agreement, deserve a big round of applause as the runners-up.  A mere moon got within 3 points of the championship.  It's only a matter of time, pundits agree, before it happens.  Iapetus, or Titan, or Earth's Moon will surely get it eventually.  The pundits have been expressing such opinions for quite a while. 

Regarding the number of trophies won, the score now stands as follows:

5 for Venus; 4 for Mars; 2 each for Mercury, The Asteroids, Jupiter and Saturn; 1 for Vulcan.



january 2018

first round, 1-5 january 2018; results out 6 jan:

no.1 seed:  Io  82     vs.     no.17 seed:  Neptune  28 

no.9 seed:  Saturn  12    vs.     no.25 seed:  Europa  6 

no.5 seed:  Mercury  7    vs.     no.21 seed:  Comets  4 

no.13 seed:  Vulcan  7    vs.     no. 29 seed:  Ariel  4 

no.3 seed:  The Asteroids  6  vs.     no.19 seed:  Amalthea  12 

no.11 seed:  Jupiter  14    vs      no.27 seed:  Pallas  5 

no.7 seed:  The Moon  6    vs.     no.23 seed:  Oberon  6 

no.15 seed:  Uranus  8    vs.     no.31 seed:  Styx  2 

no.2 seed:  Venus  10    vs.      no.18 seed:  Triton  6 

no.10 seed:  Pellucidar    vs       no.26 seed:  Umbriel  3

no.6 seed:  Earth  7   vs.      no.22 seed:  Ganymede  2

no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  4    vs.     no.30 seed:  Titania  4 

no. 4 seed:  Mars  11    vs.      no.20 seed:  Pluto  5 

no.12 seed:  Titan  21    vs.     no.28 seed:  Ceres  3

no.8 seed:  The Sun  10    vs.     no.24 seed:  Callisto  3 

no.16 seed:  Iapetus  9     vs.     no.32 seed:  Cerberus  3 

That the team from Io, until now one of the duds of the competition (the Ionians had only ever won 2 games before this) should now smash the record for highest score, which used to be 52 and is now 82...  well, it has set the System's sports commentariat into spasms of hyperbolic superlatives.  It just goes to show: anything can happen.  Anything.

For instance, former champions the Asteroids being beaten by Amalthea...

On another note: we'll have to have replays of the drawn clashes, namely The Moon vs Oberon and The Reefs of Space vs Titania.

6 JANUARY 2018 REPLAYS OF DRAWN FIRST-ROUND MATCHES:

no.7 seed:  The Moon  1    vs.     no.23 seed:  Oberon  1

no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  1   vs.     no.30 seed:  Titania  1

These teams seem determined to draw with each other!  Another try must therefore be scheduled for the next day.

7 JANUARY 2018 REPLAYS OF DRAWN FIRST-ROUND MATCHES:

no.7 seed:  The Moon  3    vs.     no.23 seed:  Oberon  1

no.14 seed: The Reefs of Space  3   vs.     no.30 seed:  Titania  1

Again, somewhat improbably symmetrical scores, but this time giving a decision - to general relief.

second round, 6-10 january 2018:

no.1 seed:  Io  31     vs.     no.9 seed:  Saturn  14 

no.5 seed:  Mercury  16     vs.     no.13 seed:  Vulcan  7   

no.19 seed:  Amalthea   5      vs.      no.11 seed:  Jupiter  14 

no.7 seed:  The Moon  7      vs.     no.15 seed:  Uranus  7 

no.2 seed:  Venus  13    vs.      no.10 seed:  Pellucidar  4 

no.6 seed:  Earth   9     vs.      no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  9

no. 4 seed:  Mars  8      vs.      no.12 seed:  Titan  14 

no.8 seed:  The Sun  7  vs.     no.16 seed: Iapetus  18 

So, replays are needed for Moon vs Uranus, and Earth vs the Reefs.  Quirky coincidence that the Moon and the Reefs once again drew with their opponents, as they did in the previous round.

The victory of the Titanics over the Martians has injected some extra excitement into the tournament, as has the unprecedented advance of the Ionians into the quarter-finals, where they will confront the Mercurians.  Both are examples of smaller bodies defeating larger (especially so in the case of Io beating Saturn).  Could it be that the future lies with the smaller bodies, as the public gets jaded with the major planets?  On the other hand, the public is always changing too, new page-hitters arriving on the scene continually, and these aren't going to be jaded for a long time yet...

 11 JANUARY 2018 REPLAYS OF DRAWN SECOND-ROUND MATCHES:

no.7 seed:  The Moon  2      vs.     no.15 seed:  Uranus  1

no.6 seed:  Earth  2     vs.      no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  1

...again that symmetry - this time two 2-1's.

quarter-finals, 11-15 january 2018:

no.1 seed:  Io       vs.     no.5 seed:  Mercury     

no.11 seed:  Jupiter        vs.      no.7 seed:  The Moon 

no.2 seed:  Venus       vs.      no.6 seed:  Earth  

no.12 seed:  Titan        vs.     no.16 seed:  Iapetus  

After the first day's play:

Io  0    Mercury  3
Jupiter  3    The Moon  2
Venus  2    Earth  2
Titan  4    Iapetus  5

The Ionian Surge appears to have fizzled...  while the Saturnian system is now the highest-scoring scene (but without Saturn itself).  The politicos are scratching their heads...

After the second day's play:

Io  0    Mercury  10
Jupiter  4    The Moon  4
Venus  7    Earth  4
Titan  6    Iapetus  6

After the third day's play:

Io  2    Mercury  19
Jupiter  13    The Moon  7
Venus  10    Earth  5
Titan  12    Iapetus  9

After the fourth day's play:

Io  2    Mercury  22
Jupiter  15    The Moon  7
Venus  11    Earth  6
Titan  15    Iapetus  18

AFTER FIVE DAYS' PLAY:

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, JAN 2018:

no.1 seed:  Io  3    vs.     no.5 seed:  Mercury  23    

no.11 seed:  Jupiter  17      vs.      no.7 seed:  The Moon  8  

no.2 seed:  Venus  12      vs.      no.6 seed:  Earth  6

no.12 seed:  Titan  16      vs.     no.16 seed:  Iapetus  20 

SEMI-FINALS, 16-20 JANUARY 2018:

no.5 seed:  Mercury      vs.      no.11 seed:  Jupiter   

no.2 seed:  Venus        vs.     no.16 seed:  Iapetus 

After the first day's play:

Mercury  0    Jupiter  1
Venus  1    Iapetus  0

After the second day's play:

Mercury  6    Jupiter  7
Venus  3    Iapetus  1

After the third day's play:

Mercury  16    Jupiter  12
Venus  8    Iapetus  8

AFTER FIVE DAYS' PLAY:

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, JAN 2018:

no.5 seed:  Mercury  25    vs.      no.11 seed:  Jupiter  19 

no.2 seed:  Venus  16      vs.     no.16 seed:  Iapetus  15

Harlei:  Oh no not another Mercury-Venus final...  Stid:  What does it matter?  Zendexor:  Be positive, both of you! - it must mean something worth knowing.  We're in a period of Inner Solar System predominance, looks like...  Harlei:  But let's hope we don't get a Venusian walk-over like the previous final.  Zendexor:  No reason why it should be, with the Mercurians the highest scorers in both the quarter- and semi-finals.  This could be "Mercury's hour".

the final, 21-25 january 2018:

no.5 seed:  Mercury      vs.      no.2 seed:  Venus  

After the first day's play:
Mercury  4    Venus  3

After the second day's play:
Mercury  7    Venus  5

After the third day's play:
Mercury  11    Venus  6

After the fourth day's play:

Mercury  16    Venus  11

After the fifth and last day's play:

no.5 seed:  Mercury  19  vs.      no.2 seed:  Venus  15

So the winner of the January 2018 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Mercury

Since their last championship win, fourteen competitions ago, the Mercurians have suffered disappointment after disappointment, but now at last they have reclaimed the trophy.  The Inner Planet's Twilight Belt glows with runnels of molten lead imported from Hotside to trace out the curlicues in the Noleddern script that proclaim, "We did it!"  Toach Mnuvax of Vutu - captain of the team - receives the OSS Orrery at the hands of Archon Zendexor at Ceres stadium, and holds it aloft while crystalline beings from Coldside (who are most comfortable in Cerian conditions) wave their appendages from the stadium's periphery...

The trophy-win totals, world by world, are now as follows:

5 for Venus; 4 for Mars; 2 each for Mercury, the Asteroids and Saturn; 1 each for Vulcan and Jupiter.



december 2017

first round, 1-5 december 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus  16    vs.     no.17 seed:  Triton  4

no.9 seed:  Jupiter  10    vs.     no.25 seed:  Ceres  2

no.5 seed: Titan  10    vs.     no.21 seed:  Comets  6

no.13 seed:  Uranus  11   vs.     no. 29 seed:  Styx  2

no.3 seed:  The Asteroids  16   vs.     no.19 seed:  Neptune  9

no.11 seed:  The Moon  12    vs      no.27 seed:  Pallas  2

no.7 seed:  Earth  12     vs.     no.23 seed:  Europa  2

no.15 seed:  Amalthea  7     vs.     no.31 seed:  Io  0

no.2 seed:  Mars  13    vs.      no.18 seed:  Pluto  3

no.10 seed:  Saturn  11    vs       no.26 seed:  Titania  2

no.6 seed:  Mercury  13    vs.      no.22 seed:  Ganymede  4

no.14 seed:  The Sun  14     vs.     no.30 seed:  Ariel  2

no.4 seed:  Pellucidar  12     vs.     no.20 seed:  Oberon  3

no.12 seed:  Iapetus    vs.     no.28 seed:  Umbriel  5

no.8 seed:  Vulcan  13    vs.     no.24 seed:  Callisto  3 

no.16 seed:  The Reefs of Space  11     vs.     no.32 seed:  Cerberus  0


second round, 6-10 december 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus  21    vs.     no.9 seed:  Jupiter  11  

no.5 seed: Titan  12    vs.     no.13 seed:  Uranus  8 

no.3 seed:  The Asteroids  20    vs.     no.11 seed:  The Moon  13 

no.7 seed:  Earth  10     vs.     no.15 seed:  Amalthea  6 

no.2 seed:  Mars  14  vs.      no.10 seed:  Saturn  15

no.6 seed:  Mercury  14    vs.      no.14 seed:  The Sun  10 

no.4 seed:  Pellucidar  11    vs.     no.12 seed:  Iapetus  10

no.8 seed:  Vulcan  12    vs.     no.16 seed:  The Reefs of Space  10

Some close results here, and an unexpected knockout of the mighty Martians by the redoubtable Saturnians.


quarter-finals, 11-15 december:

no.1 seed:  Venus      vs.     no.5 seed: Titan   

no.3 seed:  The Asteroids      vs.     no.7 seed:  Earth 

no.10 seed:  Saturn      vs.     no.6 seed:  Mercury 

no.4 seed:  Pellucidar       vs.     no.8 seed:  Vulcan 

After the first day's play:

Venus  1    Titan  1
The Asteroids  1    Earth  1
Saturn  1    Mercury  4
Pellucidar  2    Vulcan  0

After the second day's play:

Venus  7    Titan  2
The Asteroids  9    Earth  6
Saturn  7    Mercury  10
Pellucidar  8    Vulcan  4

After the third day's play:

Venus  18    Titan  5
The Asteroids  17    Earth  13
Saturn  10    Mercury  20
Pellucidar  15    Vulcan  13

After the fourth day's play:

Venus  20    Titan  7
The Asteroids  19    Earth  16
Saturn  11    Mercury  24
Pellucidar  18    Vulcan  17

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, DEC 2017, AFTER FIVE DAYS' PLAY:

no.1 seed:  Venus  25      vs.     no.5 seed: Titan  10 

no.3 seed:  The Asteroids  23     vs.     no.7 seed:  Earth  20 

no.10 seed:  Saturn  16     vs.     no.6 seed:  Mercury  25 

no.4 seed:  Pellucidar  21     vs.     no.8 seed:  Vulcan  21

The dogged Vulcanians having finally caught up to finish the five days neck and neck with the Pellucidarians,  extra time will have to be taken to determine the semi-final line-up.

If the Vulcanians win the play-off, we'll then get, like in October, an all-champions semi-final, i.e. all four teams being previous winners of the trophy.

Meanwhile we're certain to have a Venus-Asteroids semi-final, which looks to be an exceptionally high-scoring, close-fought contest, both teams being currently at the top of their form.

QUARTER-FINAL REPLAY, 16 DEC 2017:

no.4 seed:  Pellucidar  4     vs.     no.8 seed:  Vulcan  1



SEMI-FINALS, 16-20 DECEMBER 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus        vs.       no.3 seed:  The Asteroids     

no.6 seed:  Mercury      vs.      no.4 seed:  Pellucidar 

After the first day's play:

Venus  5    The Asteroids  2
Mercury  5    Pellucidar  4

After the second day's play:

Venus  12    The Asteroids  5
Mercury  9    Pellucidar  7

After the third day's play:

Venus  17    The Asteroids  9
Mercury  13    Pellucidar  11

After the fourth day's play:

Venus  17    The Asteroids  11
Mercury  13    Pellucidar  11

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, DECEMBER 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus  24      vs.       no.3 seed:  The Asteroids  15   

no.6 seed:  Mercury  15    vs.      no.4 seed:  Pellucidar  14 

So the Mercurians won their match with the same score that the Asteroids lost theirs; a slight irony of the sort common to knock-outs.

Now it turns out that we are in for a December Mercury-Venus final, which, by a startling coincidence, is the same line-up as we had in December last year.

On that occasion, December 2016, the Mercurians were the reigning champions and the favourites, yet they went on to lose to the Venusians, who at that date had not yet won a trophy.  This time, December 2017, the Venusians are the favourites...


the final, 21-25 december 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus        vs.       no.6 seed:  Mercury 

After the first day's play:
Venus  3    Mercury  1

After the second day's play:
Venus  4    Mercury  2

After the third day's play:
Venus  6    Mercury  2

After the fourth day's play:
Venus  7    Mercury  2

After the fifth and last day's  play:

no.1 seed:  Venus  12     vs.       no.6 seed:  Mercury  8

So the winner of the December 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Venus

A rather low-scoring final, due doubtless to the strain of the previous rounds during the run-up to Christmas.  The exhausted Venusian team staggered onto the dais to receive the trophy - the fifth they have won - and then their captain, Pricess Duare, held it aloft to ragged cheers from the equally exhausted fans. 

The Mercurians meanwhile, though missing the prize, felt a bit better from having rallied somewhat during the fifth and last day of play.

The score of trophies, after this 16th competition, is as follows: Venus 5, Mars 4, the Asteroids and Saturn 2 each, Vulcan, Mercury and Jupiter 1 each.



November 2017

first round, 1-5 november 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  17     vs.     no.17 seed:  Neptune  2

no.9 seed:  Vulcan  12    vs.     no.25 seed:  Umbriel  2 

no.5 seed: Mercury  9    vs.     no.21 seed:  Titania  3 

no.13 seed:  Iapetus  6   vs.     no. 29 seed:  Io  2 

no.3 seed:  Venus  16     vs.     no.19 seed:  Amalthea  5

no.11 seed:  Earth  11    vs      no.27 seed:  Europa  6

no.7 seed:  Jupiter  12    vs.     no.23 seed:  Pallas  1

no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space  5     vs.     no.31 seed:  Ariel  2

no.2 seed:  The Sun  9     vs.      no.18 seed:  Comets  4

no.10 seed:  Titan  13     vs       no.26 seed:  Ceres  1 

no.6 seed:  The Moon  9     vs.      no.22 seed:  Callisto  3

no.14 seed:  Uranus  5     vs.     no.30 seed:  Styx  0

no.4 seed:  The Asteroids  8     vs.     no.20 seed:  Pluto  6

no.12 seed:  Pellucidar  7     vs.     no.28 seed:  Ganymede  4

no.8 seed:  Saturn  7    vs.     no.24 seed:  Oberon  6

no.16 seed:  Triton  3   vs.     no.32 seed:  Leda  1

No upsets (though Saturn only just managed to beat Oberon!), and once again all the top 16 seeds won.  But apart from the few at the top it was generally a low-scoring round; perhaps the OSS teams are in need of an interstellar holiday...

second round, 6-10 november 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  18     vs.     no.9 seed:  Vulcan  3      

no.5 seed:  Mercury  15     vs.     no.13 seed:  Iapetus  10    

no.3 seed:  Venus  20     vs.     no.11 seed:  Earth  7

no.7 seed:  Jupiter  13     vs.     no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space  5

no.2 seed:  The Sun  10      vs.      no.10 seed:  Titan  12 

no.6 seed:  The Moon  5     vs.      no.14 seed:  Uranus  3  

no.4 seed:  The Asteroids  16      vs.     no.12 seed:  Pellucidar  9

no.8 seed:  Saturn  8    vs.     no.16 seed:  Triton  6

quarter-finals, 11-15 november 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars       vs.     no.5 seed:  Mercury          

no.3 seed:  Venus       vs.     no.7 seed:  Jupiter      

no.10 seed:  Titan        vs.     no.6 seed:  The Moon    

no.4 seed:  The Asteroids        vs.     no.8 seed:  Saturn     

After the first day's play:

Mars  3    Mercury  1
Venus  3    Jupiter  2
Titan  2    The Moon  2
The Asteroids  2    Saturn  1

After the second day's play:

Mars  4    Mercury  3
Venus  5    Jupiter  3
Titan  3    The Moon  3
The Asteroids  4    Saturn  2

After the third day's play:

Mars  5    Mercury  3
Venus  9    Jupiter  4
Titan  7    The Moon  3
The Asteroids  7    Saturn  2

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  10    Mercury  8
Venus  14    Jupiter  7
Titan  9    The Moon  7
The Asteroids  15    Saturn  9

After the fifth and last day's play:

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS, NOVEMBER 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  12     vs.     no.5 seed:  Mercury  11        

no.3 seed:  Venus  16     vs.     no.7 seed:  Jupiter  7    

no.10 seed:  Titan  9     vs.     no.6 seed:  The Moon  8 

no.4 seed:  The Asteroids  17      vs.     no.8 seed:  Saturn  10    

semi-finals, 16-20 november 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars       vs.     no.3 seed:  Venus      

no.10 seed:  Titan       vs.     no.4 seed:  The Asteroids 

After the first day's play:

Mars  0    Venus  2
Titan  4    The Asteroids  1

After the second day's play:

Mars  7    Venus  6
Titan  7    The Asteroids  8

After the third day's play:

Mars  11    Venus  8
Titan  10    The Asteroids  12

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  11    Venus  8
Titan  13    The Asteroids  13

After the fifth and last day's play:

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS, NOVEMBER 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  19      vs.     no.3 seed:  Venus  13    

no.10 seed:  Titan  14      vs.     no.4 seed:  The Asteroids  17

So for the second time, we have a final between the Asteroids and Mars.  On the previous occasion, in February, the Martians won.  The Asteroids have been in two other finals since then: once in March, when they lost to the Saturnians, and again in September, when they beat the Saturnians to gain their first trophy.

THE FINAL, 21-25 NOVEMBER 2017; RESULT OUT 26 NOV:

no.1 seed:  Mars        vs.     no.4 seed:  The Asteroids  

After the first day's play:

Mars  5    The Asteroids  4

After the second day's play:

Mars  6    The Asteroids  7

After the third day's play:

Mars  6    The Asteroids  8

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  8    The Asteroids  9

After the fifth and last day's play:

no.1 seed:  Mars  8     vs.     no.4 seed:  The Asteroids  9

So the winner of the November 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

The Asteroids

As it did two months ago, the Belt erupts in a frenzy of delirious coruscations.

The Asteroids now have their revenge for their defeats by Mars, in the February final and in last month's semi-final.

The Belters have now won twice, while the Martians have won four times.

And although this time the Asteroids won by only one point, the Martians likewise won two of their trophies - of April (against Jupiter) and June (against Titan) - by just one point on each occasion.

Now, who's coming to pick up the trophy?  A golden shimmer...  all the spectators shrink back in awe...  it is the Master of Asteroid Phocea...



october 2017

first round, 1-5 october 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  21     vs.     no.17 seed:  Neptune  6 

no.9 seed:  The Sun  14    vs.     no.25 seed:  Europa  4 

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  13    vs.     no.21 seed:  Triton  9 

no.13 seed:  Pluto  6    vs.     no. 29 seed:  Styx  4 

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  16     vs.     no.19 seed:  Comets  7

no.11 seed:  Iapetus  16    vs      no.27 seed:  Io  5

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  12     vs.     no.23 seed:  Pallas  6

no.15 seed:  Amalthea  7    vs.     no.31 seed:  Leda  3

no.2 seed:  Venus  16     vs.      no.18 seed:  The Reefs of Space  9

no.10 seed:  Titan  13     vs       no.26 seed:  Ganymede  6

no.6 seed:  Saturn  15     vs.      no.22 seed:  Titania  8

no.14 seed:  Pellucidar  12     vs.     no.30 seed:  Umbriel  6

no.4 seed:  Mercury  9     vs.     no.20 seed:  Callisto  7

no.12 seed:  Earth  12     vs.     no.28 seed:  Ceres  4

no.8 seed:  The Moon  11    vs.     no.24 seed:  Oberon  9

no.16 seed:  Uranus  13    vs.     no.32 seed:  Ariel  5

One of those rounds in which the judgement of the Seeding Committee has been thoroughly borne out.

second round, 6-10 october 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  29     vs.     no.9 seed:  The Sun  16 

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  19    vs.     no.13 seed:  Pluto  8

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  16    vs.      no.11 seed:  Iapetus  13

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  19     vs.      no.15 seed:  Amalthea  9

no.2 seed:  Venus  14     vs.      no.10 seed:  Titan  13

no.6 seed:  Saturn  18     vs.      no.14 seed:  Pellucidar  12

no.4 seed:  Mercury  18     vs.     no.12 seed:  Earth  14

no.8 seed:  The Moon  14    vs.      no.16 seed:  Uranus  14

Rank mostly prevailed: in each game the upper seed won, except for the draw between the Moon and Uranus, which makes a replay necessary.

REPLAY, 11TH OCTOBER 2017:

no.8 seed:  The Moon  5      vs.      no.16 seed:  Uranus  0

QUARTER-FINALS, 11-15 OCTOBER 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars       vs.     no.5 seed:  Jupiter 

no.3 seed:  Vulcan      vs.      no.7 seed:  The Asteroids 

no.2 seed:  Venus       vs.      no.6 seed:  Saturn 

no.4 seed:  Mercury      vs.     no.8 seed:  The Moon 

It's a sign of how much history has been accumulated by the competition, which is now in its fourteenth month: that of these eight quarter-finalists, seven are previous winners of the trophy.  Only the Moon has yet to win it.

After the first day's play:

Mars  5    Jupiter  0
Vulcan  2    The Asteroids  1
Venus  3    Saturn  1
Mercury  1    The Moon  5

After the second day's play:

Mars  5    Jupiter  0
Vulcan  2    The Asteroids  1
Venus  5    Saturn  2
Mercury  1    The Moon  6

After the third day's play:

Mars  7    Jupiter  1
Vulcan  4    The Asteroids  6
Venus  8    Saturn  3
Mercury  3    The Moon  8

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  10    Jupiter  7
Vulcan  8    The Asteroids  8
Venus  11    Saturn  6
Mercury  9    The Moon  11

After the fifth day's play the October 2017 quarter-final results are as follows:

no.1 seed:  Mars  11     vs.     no.5 seed:  Jupiter  10

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  9     vs.      no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  12

no.2 seed:  Venus  13     vs.      no.6 seed:  Saturn  7

no.4 seed:  Mercury  13    vs.     no.8 seed:  The Moon  13

A Mercury-Moon replay is necessary, as the Mercurians, showing some of their old fire, came up from behind in quite dramatic fashion to draw with the Selenites.  The Jovians meanwhile almost did the same to their old rivals the Martians, in a late surge which, however, wasn't quite good enough for them to catch up with the Red Planet.  Bandolian the skeletal Morgor, clashing his dentures, vows his team will do better next time - or else.

QUARTER-FINAL REPLAY, 16TH OCTOBER 2017:

no.4 seed:  Mercury  4    vs.     no.8 seed:  The Moon  3

A dramatic comeback by the Inner Planet.

semi-finals, 16-20 october 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars       vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids 

no.2 seed:  Venus       vs.      no.4 seed:  Mercury 

After the first day's play: 

Mars  4    Asteroids  4
Venus  5    Mercury  4

After the second day's play: 

Mars  10    Asteroids  8
Venus  9    Mercury  6

After the third day's play: 

Mars  15    Asteroids  8
Venus  11    Mercury  10

After the fourth day's play: 

Mars  20    Asteroids  13
Venus  16    Mercury  12

After the fifth and last day's play of the semi-finals, October 2017: 

no.1 seed:  Mars  27     vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  18

no.2 seed:  Venus  22     vs.      no.4 seed:  Mercury  17

So for the second time in history we shall have a Mars-Venus final.  In July, the Venusians (seeded no.3) narrowly defeated the Martians (seeded no.2).  This time the Martians are no.1. seed and the Venusians no.2.  The Martians, favourites to win, are in top scoring form, yet the Venusians are not far behind, and the wisest pundits are hedging their bets.  If the Martians do win this one, they will equal Venus' record of four trophies.

the final, 21-25 october 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars       vs.     no.2 seed:  Venus 

After the first day's play:

Mars  1    Venus  1

After the second day's play:

Mars  6    Venus  2

After the third day's play:

Mars  11    Venus  6

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  14    Venus  8

After the last day's play:  

no.1 seed:  Mars  20     vs.     no.2 seed:  Venus  14  

So the winner of the October 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Mars

"From the organizers' point of view (and the bookies') this is the most perfect result ever: number 1 seed beats number 2 seed in the final.  Oddly, it has never happened before.  The closest to it was the December 2016 final, the only other one where number 1 faced number 2 - but on that occasion the number 2 (Venus) beat the number 1 (Mercury). 

Anyhow, the Martians have now caught up with the Venusians in number of trophies won.  After fourteen competitions the trophy-totals are:  Mars and Venus 4 each, Saturn 2, and Jupiter, Mercury, Vulcan and the Asteroids 1 each.  As to aggregate scores - "

"Thank you, Statistician Glubglop; I must interrupt you as we get back to the stadium on Ceres where the Archon Zendexor is about to hand over the System trophy to...  who's this?  Ah, a red-tinted figure in harness...  the Unknown Panthan approaches the Archon's box, takes the Orrery and holds it aloft to wild cheers and Kaors from the red, black, white, yellow and green Barsoomians, plus willowy sorns, insectoid pfiffltriggi, furry hrossa, birdlike Tweel...  Never heard such cacophonous pandemonium...  while simultaneously the silent Gallun Martians are flashing their torches and winking their mirrors..."



september 2017

first round, 1-5 september 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  16     vs.   no.17 seed:  The Reefs of Space  5 

no.9 seed:  Mercury  11    vs.   no.25 seed:  Oberon  6 

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  10    vs.   no.21 seed:  Comets  11 

no.13 seed:  Pellucidar  7    vs.   no. 29 seed:  Ariel  3 

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  12    vs.   no.19 seed:  Titania  9

no.11 seed:  Titan  14    vs.   no.27 seed:  Leda  4

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  10    vs.   no.23 seed:  Europa  2

no.15 seed:  Neptune  4     vs.   no.31 seed:  Umbriel  3

no.2 seed:  Venus  11    vs.   no.18 seed:  Pluto  10

no.10 seed:  Iapetus  11   vs.   no.26 seed:  Io  2

no.6 seed:  Saturn  10    vs.   no.22 seed:  Pallas  6 

no.14 seed:  Uranus  3    vs.    no.30 seed:  Styx  7

no.4 seed:  The Sun  12    vs.   no.20 seed:  Callisto  10

no.12 seed:  Earth  11    vs.   no.28 seed:  Ceres  7 

no.8 seed:  The Moon  14    vs.   no.24 seed:  Ganymede  5

no.16 seed:  Triton  7    vs.   no.32 seed:  Cerberus  5

Two upsets in this first round: giant planets beaten by small bodies.

second round, 6-10 september 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars  27     vs.   no.9 seed:  Mercury  15     

no.21 seed:  Comets  5     vs.     no.13 seed:  Pellucidar  16 

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  15     vs.     no.11 seed:  Titan 11

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  15    vs.     no.15 seed:  Neptune  8 

no.2 seed:  Venus  16    vs.     no.10 seed:  Iapetus  11

no.6 seed:  Saturn  12    vs.     no.30 seed:  Styx  3  

no.4 seed:  The Sun  12   vs.     no.12 seed:  Earth  14

no.8 seed:  The Moon  19     vs.     no.16 seed:  Triton  7 

quarter-finals, 11-15 september 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars       vs.   no.13 seed:  Pellucidar   

no.3 seed:  Vulcan       vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids     

no.2 seed:  Venus      vs.     no.6 seed:  Saturn      

no.12 seed:  Earth      vs.     no.8 seed:  The Moon      

After the first day's play:

Mars  3    Pellucidar  0
Vulcan  3    Asteroids  3
Venus  3    Saturn  2
Earth  2    The Moon  3

After the second day's play:

Mars  5    Pellucidar  1
Vulcan  5    Asteroids  4
Venus  5    Saturn  3
Earth  3    The Moon  3

After the third day's play:

Mars  7    Pellucidar  3
Vulcan  7    Asteroids  7
Venus  10    Saturn  6
Earth  5    The Moon  4

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  10    Pellucidar  4
Vulcan  9    Asteroids  10
Venus  11    Saturn  12
Earth  6    The Moon  6

After the fifth day's play:

no.1 seed:  Mars  11    vs.   no.13 seed:  Pellucidar  8

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  12     vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  12   

no.2 seed:  Venus  12     vs.     no.6 seed:  Saturn  14    

no.12 seed:  Earth  9    vs.     no.8 seed:  The Moon  8    

Some mildly surprising results here.  The resurgent Saturnians managed to get on top of their old rivals the Venusians, while Earth narrowly beat its higher-seeded satellite (this is only the second occasion on which the Terrans have reached the semi-finals; the other time they did it was in April).  Vulcan and the Asteroids will have to re-play.

QUARTER-FINAL REPLAY, 16TH SEPTEMBER 2017:

no.3 seed:  Vulcan  2   vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  5   

SEMI-FINALS, 16-20 SEPTEMBER 2017:

no.1 seed:  Mars      vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids     

no.6 seed:  Saturn     vs.     no.12 seed:  Earth     

After the first day's play:

Mars  6    The Asteroids  5
Saturn  7    Earth  3

After the second day's play:

Mars  9    The Asteroids  5
Saturn  8    Earth  4

After the third day's play:

Mars  12    The Asteroids  10
Saturn  13    Earth  4

After the fourth day's play:

Mars  12    The Asteroids  13
Saturn  16    Earth  5

After the fifth and last day's play:

no.1 seed:  Mars  18     vs.     no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  20   

no.6 seed:  Saturn  20    vs.     no.12 seed:  Earth  8    

The Asteroidians are cock-a-hoop at having beaten their old rivals the Martians, who were their Nemesis in the February final, and at gaining another final-round clash with the Saturnians, to whom they lost in March.

the final, 21-25 september 2017:

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids     vs.     no.6 seed:  Saturn         

After the first day's play:

The Asteroids  5    Saturn  0

After the second day's play:

The Asteroids  9    Saturn  3

After the third day's play:

The Asteroids  11    Saturn  7

After the fourth day's play:

The Asteroids  14    Saturn  11

The tension is almost unbearable.  Day by day the Saturnians are clawing back from behind, narrowing the Asteroidal lead, but with one day to go the Belters are still three points ahead; will this be enough to land them the first ever trophy to be awarded to any of the smaller bodies of the System?  (Assuming that last month's victors, Vulcan, are accounted a major planet.) 

After the fifth and last day's play the score was unchanged:

no.7 seed:  The Asteroids  14    vs.     no.6 seed:  Saturn  11       

So the winner of the September 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

The Asteroids

The Belt twinkles like mad as every lump of rock between Mars and Jupiter, plus the Trojans and the Amor Mars-crossers and the Apollo Earth-crossers, plus the "Centaur" outer-System wanderers, plus Icarus, erupt in a pyrotechnic display of joyful abandon.  Old Krah from Iskar lifts the trophy at the ceremony in Ceres stadium - the first time that the venue is also the HQ of the winning team.  For the first time ever, the smaller bodies of the System have shown they can win over the major planets.

It is also worth noting that the Asteroids team did not merely win the trophy; they did so in the most convincing and exciting manner, defeating three former champions on their way up - Vulcan, Mars and Saturn - and twice coming up from behind to overtake their opponents.  Only on the last day of the final did both sides falter, doubtless in exhaustion.



august 2017

first round, 1-5 august 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus  22    vs.   no.17 seed:  Neptune  9

no.9 seed:  Iapetus  15    vs.   no.25 seed:  Europa  7

no.5 seed:  The Sun  15    vs.   no.21 seed:  Oberon  4 

no.13 seed:  Pellucidar  14    vs.   no. 29 seed:  Ariel  4 

no.3 seed:  Mercury  15    vs.   no.19 seed:  Callisto  11

no.11 seed:  Earth  10    vs.   no.27 seed:  Cerberus  4

no.7 seed:  Saturn  15    vs.   no.23 seed:  Titania  5

no.15 seed:  Uranus  12    vs.   no.31 seed:  Leda  3

no.2 seed:  Mars  19    vs.   no.18 seed:  Triton  6

no.10 seed:  The Moon  16    vs.   no.26 seed:  Styx  3

no.6 seed:  Titan  15    vs.   no.22 seed:  Pallas  4 

no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  8      vs.    no.30 seed:  Io  5

no.4 seed:  Jupiter  17  vs.   no.20 seed:  Comets  6

no.12 seed:  The Asteroids  15  vs.   no.28 seed:  Ceres  4 

no.8 seed:  Vulcan  13    vs.   no.24 seed:  Ganymede  4

no.16 seed:  Pluto  7    vs.   no.32 seed:  Umbriel  5

second round, 6-10 august 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus  9   vs.   no.9 seed:  Iapetus  8

no.5 seed:  The Sun  9   vs.   no.13 seed:  Pellucidar  8

no.3 seed:  Mercury  5   vs.   no.11 seed:  Earth  8 

no.7 seed:  Saturn  13     vs.   no.15 seed:  Uranus  10   

no.2 seed:  Mars  10    vs.   no.10 seed:  The Moon  10

no.6 seed:  Titan  16   vs.   no.14 seed:  The Reefs of Space  2

no.4 seed:  Jupiter  14   vs.   no.12 seed:  The Asteroids  10 

no.8 seed:  Vulcan  8   vs.   no.16 seed:  Pluto  1

Two big upsets this round: Luna held mighty Mars to a draw, and the Terrans beat the usually much stronger Mercurians.  The narrowness of the champions' win over the Iapetans also aroused comment - as did the fact that this round's highest score was achieved not by a planet but by a moon: Titan.

There will have to be a Mars-Moon replay.

REPLAY, 2ND ROUND MATCH, 11 AUGUST 2017:

no.2 seed:  Mars  5    vs.   no.10 seed:  The Moon  2

quarter-finals, 11-15 august 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus     vs.   no.5 seed:  The Sun    

no.11 seed:  Earth    vs.    no.7 seed:  Saturn 

no.2 seed:  Mars     vs.    no.6 seed:  Titan    

no.4 seed:  Jupiter     vs.    no.8 seed:  Vulcan 

After the second day's play:

Venus 5   The Sun  5
Earth  3    Saturn  3
Mars  5    Titan  3
Jupiter  4    Vulcan  4

After the third day's play:

Venus  8   The Sun  5
Earth  5    Saturn  4
Mars  7    Titan  6
Jupiter  5    Vulcan  6

After the fourth day's play:

Venus  11   The Sun  7
Earth  7    Saturn  7
Mars  8    Titan  7
Jupiter  7    Vulcan  9


Quarter-final results after the fifth and last day's play:

no.1 seed:  Venus  15   vs.   no.5 seed:  The Sun  8  

no.11 seed:  Earth  8    vs.    no.7 seed:  Saturn  10

no.2 seed:  Mars  9    vs.    no.6 seed:  Titan  12  

no.4 seed:  Jupiter  9    vs.    no.8 seed:  Vulcan  10

A quarter-final which will be long remembered in the bars and bistros of the Old Solar System.  Admittedly, the victories of Venus and Saturn, over the Sun and Earth respectively, were expected.  But the other matches resulted in two big upsets.  The Venusians, however, are still very much the favourites to win the tournament, clinching their hold on the competition.  We seem to be living in a Venusian Era...

semi-finals, 16-20 august:

no.1 seed:  Venus     vs.   no.7 seed:  Saturn  

no.6 seed:  Titan      vs.    no.8 seed:  Vulcan  

After the first day's play:

Venus  17    Saturn  5
Titan  3    Vulcan  12

Mighty surges by the Venusians and Vulcanians make it seem already very likely that we're in for an Inner Solar System final.  The Titanics, who came within a whisker of being System champions back in June, unexpectedly flopped (comparatively) on this first day of the semi-finals.

After the second day's play:

Venus  33    Saturn  8
Titan  5    Vulcan  20

After the third day's play:

Venus  38    Saturn  10
Titan  8    Vulcan  27

After the fourth day's play:

Venus  43    Saturn  15
Titan  11    Vulcan  34

After the fifth and last day's play of the semi-finals, 20 August 2017:

no.1 seed:  Venus  52    vs.   no.7 seed:  Saturn  20

no.6 seed:  Titan  16    vs.    no.8 seed:  Vulcan  42

So the Vulcanians have reached their first ever final round; and not by any fluke, either - in the past few days their scores have consistently rivalled those of the mighty Venusians.

If Vulcan wins, it will be the first time a non-existent planet gains the trophy.  On every world, extremists from both ends of the political spectrum are getting excited - the Romantic Right, by the idea that their dreams can be substantiated; the Radical Left, by the prospect of support for their contention that "existence is an outmoded bourgeois concept".  Conversely, "squares" are lining up to support Venus.

the final, 21-25 august 2017; result out 26 august:

no.1 seed:  Venus     vs.    no.8 seed:  Vulcan  

After the first day's play:
Venus  1    Vulcan  5

Are we in for an upset?  Too soon to tell, maybe.  But the "Children of the Sun" are already coruscating their energy-fields...

After the second day's play:
Venus  5    Vulcan  8

After the third day's play:
Venus  13    Vulcan  12

Here we see the staying power of a major-planet team...

After the fourth day's play:
Venus  13    Vulcan  14

Spoke too soon - the Venusians are stalling close to the last fence - the commentators are gabbling like mad as the Vulcanians overtake - the System economy grinds to a halt as the workforce glues itself to the viewscreens - Captain Future appeals for calm -


After the fifth and last day's play:

no.1 seed:  Venus  16     vs.    no.8 seed:  Vulcan  17 

The System erupts in a freaked-out frenzy of astonished excitement as the first ever non-existent winner of the tournament takes the championship.  It's a specially great day for anti-realism activists.  Their cause is, in any case, always popular in the Old Solar System, but, as the saying goes, "some are more non-existent than others", and here we're talking about a whole planet...

Exceptions to the frenzy are, of course, the Venusians, who slump in disbelief; while certain grim smiles are visible on the faces of many Martians, happy to see their great rival take a fall.  (The Venusians, however, can console themselves that they are still the greatest team in IKO history, having won four trophies to the Martians' three.)

A buzz of speculation goes round the stadium on Ceres.  Who will come forward to lift the trophy?  A shimmer of energy - a blast of heat - and a glowing entity glides forth... 

So the winner of the August 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Vulcan



july 2017

first round, 1-5 july 2017:

no.1 seed:  Callisto  9    vs.   no.17 seed:  Uranus  11 

no.9 seed:  Iapetus  14    vs.   no.25 seed:  Europa  5

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  11   vs.   no.21 seed:  Ganymede  3

no.13 seed:  The Sun  15    vs.   no. 29 seed:  Leda  2 

no.3 seed:  Venus  17    vs.   no.19 seed:  Comets  5

no.11 seed:  Earth  8     vs.   no.27 seed:  Cerberus  5

no.7 seed:  Titan  16     vs.   no.23 seed:  Pallas  6 

no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space  9    vs.   no.31 seed:  Ariel  3

no.2 seed:  Mars  29     vs.   no.18 seed:  Neptune  10 

no.10 seed:  Pellucidar  12    vs.   no.26 seed:  Io  3 

no.6 seed:  The Asteroids  8     vs.   no.22 seed:  Oberon  4 

no.14 seed:  Vulcan  10     vs.   no.30 seed:  Umbriel  5

no.4 seed:  Saturn  10    vs.   no.20 seed:  Triton  8 

no.12 seed:  The Moon  11    vs.   no.28 seed:  Ceres  3 

no.8 seed:  Mercury  20    vs.   no.24 seed:  Titania  4 

no.16 seed:  Pluto  8    vs.   no.32 seed:  Styx  5 

Mars' score is causing team managers to chew their lips (those that have them) in consternation at the Red Planet's current dominance.  Of course, anything can happen in a knock-out tournament, but if the Martians keep their present form the others might as well go home...

second round, 6-10 july 2017:

no.17 seed:  Uranus  12     vs.     no.9 seed:  Iapetus  17

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  13   vs.   no.13 seed:  The Sun  12   

no.3 seed:  Venus  22    vs.   no.11 seed:  Earth  12   

no.7 seed:  Titan  10     vs.   no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space  11   

no.2 seed:  Mars  15     vs.   no.10 seed:  Pellucidar  8   

no.6 seed:  The Asteroids  7     vs.   no.14 seed:  Vulcan  12

no.4 seed:  Saturn  14     vs.   no.12 seed:  The Moon  11  

no.8 seed:  Mercury  14     vs.   no.16 seed:  Pluto  9  


quarter-finals, 11-15 july 2017:

no.9 seed:  Iapetus      vs.     no.5 seed:  Jupiter    

no.3 seed:  Venus     vs.      no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space     

no.2 seed:  Mars       vs.      no.14 seed:  Vulcan  

no.4 seed:  Saturn      vs.      no.8 seed:  Mercury 

This is the first time that The Reefs of Space have reached the quarter-finals.

After the first day's play:

Iapetus  3    Jupiter  2
Venus  3    The Reefs of Space  2
Mars  1    Vulcan  3
Saturn  1    Mercury  2

After the second day's play:

Iapetus  3    Jupiter  6
Venus  4    The Reefs of Space  2
Mars  2    Vulcan  3
Saturn  1    Mercury  5

After the third day's play:

Iapetus  7    Jupiter  9
Venus  7    The Reefs of Space  6
Mars  7    Vulcan  7
Saturn  7    Mercury  8

After the fourth day's play:

Iapetus  12    Jupiter  12
Venus  12    The Reefs of Space  9
Mars  10    Vulcan  9
Saturn  11    Mercury  11

As we go into the final day's play, anything could happen!  The System is particularly agog at the manner in which the tenacious Iapetans have caught up with the Jovians...

Quarter-final results after the fifth day's play, 15th July 2017:

no.9 seed:  Iapetus  16     vs.     no.5 seed:  Jupiter  14  

no.3 seed:  Venus  15   vs.      no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space  11   

no.2 seed:  Mars  11     vs.      no.14 seed:  Vulcan  10 

no.4 seed:  Saturn  13    vs.      no.8 seed:  Mercury  12

All teams performed creditably; however, the Martians' narrow win makes them seem no longer invincible, and they will need to recover their form dramatically if the Red Planet is to win an unprecedented fourth trophy. 

Meanwhile the Iapetans' triumph over the Jovians has most caught the imagination of the System.  They have reached the semi-finals, as they did once before, in April.  On that occasion they lost to the Martians after an epic struggle which went to two replays; now their opponents will be the Venusians.  Needless to say, all the moons of the System are rooting for the "Arc" to win a first-ever place in the final.

semi-finals, 16-20 july 2017:

no.9 seed:  Iapetus      vs.     no.3 seed:  Venus

no.2 seed:  Mars      vs.      no.4 seed:  Saturn 

After the first day's play:

Iapetus  2    Venus  8
Mars  8    Saturn  9

After the second day's play:

Iapetus  6    Venus  12
Mars  12    Saturn  11

After the third day's play:

Iapetus  7    Venus  15
Mars  20    Saturn  13

The Martians are having one of their surges - as are the Venusians, to a lesser degree.  It already seems like we're shaping up for a Venus-Mars final; if this happens, it will be the first such encounter in the finals so far.

After the fourth day's play:

Iapetus  10    Venus  24
Mars  27    Saturn  17

Yep, I reckon we can safely say it's going to be a Venus-Mars final - barring a fantastic, epochal surge by Iapetans and/or Saturnians.  Leader-writers are preparing portentous essays on the mythological significance of the contrast between the planets of Love and War...

After the last day's play:

Semi-final results, July 2017:

no.9 seed:  Iapetus  11    vs.     no.3 seed:  Venus  37

no.2 seed:  Mars  43    vs.      no.4 seed:  Saturn  19

Well, bad luck to the Saturnians who, with a fine score of 19, might normally have expected to be in sight of a place in the final.  Unfortunately for them they came up against a Martian team who during these past five days achieved the highest ever score in the history of the tournament.

The Venusians likewise are on top of their form and the final looks set to be a humdinger.

the final, 21-25 july 2017:

no.3 seed:  Venus      vs.     no.2 seed:  Mars 

After the first day's play:
Venus  6    Mars  7

After the second day's play:
Venus  10    Mars  14

Hmm... the Venusians are playing excellently well but there's a distinct sense of Martian dominance
in the air...  And yet, of the 3 trophies Mars has won, the last two were won only narrowly (beating the Titanics by one point last month, and the Jovians by one point in April); only the February win over the Asteroids was really convincing - the score then being 30 to 24...
 

After the third day's play:
Venus  16    Mars  16

Suddenly that sense of Martian dominance has dissipated and the rival worlds are neck and neck.  All over the System employees are faking sick-notes so as to be able to skive off to Ceres Stadium... and running into their bosses when they get there.

After the fourth day's play:
Venus  20    Mars  20

A superbly climacteric final, this!  System pundits are already comparing it to the Ali-Frazier fight in 1971, though that was between two hitherto-undefeated champions, which is not the case here; nevertheless the hyperbole is understandable.  Two teams each of whom have won three trophies are battling for who will be the first to gain four, and the battle is neck and neck on the two penultimate days of the tournament.

After the fifth day's play:

no.3 seed:  Venus  27   vs.     no.2 seed:  Mars  27  

So a replay becomes necessary.  What a scorcher of a contest.  The System is going ape.  (Except some of the Barsoomians who are literally apes.)  Results of the replay to be announced the following day.

REPLAY OF THE FINAL, 26 JULY 2017:


no.3 seed:  Venus  8   vs.     no.2 seed:  Mars  7 

So the winner of the July 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Venus

Well, the tenacious Venusians overhauled the Martians at last, in the highest-scoring and closest-fought final of the tournament's eleven-month history.

The Martians lost by one point for a change, instead of winning by one point as they have done in two previous finals.

The Venusians now have a record four championships to their credit, beating the Martians' three.

However, the result was so close that, rather than pronounce the Venusians to be the dominant Hits-power, the consensus seems to be that the System is currently under a sort of dyarchy, with these two teams far ahead of the rest.  Time will tell how long this judgement will remain credible. Meanwhile the beautiful Duare once again graciously holds aloft the trophy for the Planet of Love which has, for the moment, triumphed over the Planet of War.



june 2017

first round, 1-6 june 2017:

(Note: this round lasted one day longer than scheduled, due to disruptive action by the Realists' Liberation Front: the System suffered etheric disturbance and cognitive malfunctions for which the RLF have claimed responsibility.)

no.1 seed:  Saturn  22   vs.   no.17 seed:  Callisto  9

no.9 seed:  The Asteroids  15   vs.   no.25 seed:  Umbriel  5

no.5 seed:  The Sun  14   vs.   no.21 seed:  Pallas  8

no.13 seed:  Titan  14    vs.   no. 29 seed:  Io  7

no.3 seed:  Iapetus  19    vs.   no.19 seed:  Neptune  10

no.11 seed:  Vulcan  13    vs.   no.27 seed:  Leda   8

no.7 seed:  The Moon  15   vs.   no.23 seed:  Ceres  6

no.15 seed:  Pluto  11   vs.   no.31 seed:  Cerberus  7

no.2 seed:  Venus  25   vs.   no.18 seed:  Comets  8 

no.10 seed:  Jupiter  19   vs.   no.26 seed:  Ganymede  8 

no.6 seed:  Mercury  10    vs.   no.22 seed:  Titania  6 

no.14 seed:  Uranus  9   vs.   no.30 seed:  Styx  6

no.4 seed:  Mars  21   vs.   no.20 seed: Triton  11 

no.12 seed:  Earth  18    vs.   no.28 seed:  Oberon  6 

no.8 seed:  Pellucidar  10    vs.   no.24 seed:  Europa  5 

no.16 seed: The Reefs of Space  13    vs.   no.32 seed:  Ariel  6

second round, 7-10 june 2017:

no.1 seed:  Saturn  12   vs.   no.9 seed:  The Asteroids  18

no.5 seed:  The Sun  11    vs.   no.13 seed:  Titan  13

no.3 seed:  Iapetus  10    vs.   no.11 seed:  Vulcan  7

no.7 seed:  The Moon  7    vs.   no.15 seed:  Pluto  6

no.2 seed:  Venus  10    vs.   no.10 seed:  Jupiter  12

no.6 seed:  Mercury  11    vs.   no.14 seed:  Uranus  6

no.4 seed:  Mars  18    vs.   no.12 seed:  Earth  6

no.8 seed:  Pellucidar  11   vs.   no.16 seed: The Reefs of Space  8

You hardly expect to see both May finalists knocked out in June's second round!

These two dramatic reversals of fortune, the unexpected victories of the Asteroids over Saturn, and of Jupiter over current champions Venus, have made this one of the most interesting and satisfying second-round stages in the history of the tournament.  The Venusians - thrice holders of the trophy, and the most successful team in IKO history - are wondering what hit them.

quarter-finals, 11-15 june 2017:

no.9 seed:  The Asteroids     vs.    no.13 seed:  Titan  

no.3 seed:  Iapetus      vs.    no.7 seed:  The Moon 

no.10 seed:  Jupiter      vs.     no.6 seed:  Mercury 

no.4 seed:  Mars      vs.    no.8 seed:  Pellucidar 

After the first day's play:

The Asteroids  0    Titan  1
Iapetus  2   Moon  0
Jupiter  1    Mercury  0
Mars  1    Pellucidar  0

After the second day's play:

The Asteroids  5    Titan  5
Iapetus  5   Moon  5
Jupiter  3    Mercury  1
Mars  6    Pellucidar  4

After the third day's play:

The Asteroids  6    Titan  7
Iapetus  6   Moon  7
Jupiter  6    Mercury  5
Mars  7    Pellucidar  6

After the fourth day's play:

The Asteroids  10    Titan  8
Iapetus  7   Moon  12
Jupiter  9    Mercury  8
Mars  11    Pellucidar  11

After the fifth day's play:

no.9 seed:  The Asteroids  10   vs.    no.13 seed:  Titan  12 

no.3 seed:  Iapetus  9  vs.    no.7 seed:  The Moon  13

no.10 seed:  Jupiter  12    vs.     no.6 seed:  Mercury  8 

no.4 seed:  Mars  14   vs.    no.8 seed:  Pellucidar  14

Extra time needed for Mars and Pellucidar!
Titan and the Moon reach their first semi-finals.  The money's still on the Martians to achieve their first championship trophy, but the System is astir with the ambitions of the smaller worlds, and many whispers are abroad, that their day may be at hand. 
Meanwhile Jupiter's convincing win over Mercury (once the strongest team) has aroused speculation that the giant planet, which won the first IKO but none since, may be about to stage a come-back in this tenth tournament.  Its selectors have a huge enough population from which to draw promising players, though it's a bit of a problem to comb all that Jovian land-area.

Quarter-Final Replay, 16th June 2017:

no.4 seed:  Mars  1   vs.    no.8 seed:  Pellucidar  1

Still not decided!  Another replay necessary.  The Martians are still the favourites but the Pellucidarians are a tenacious bunch, kept in training by constant tussles with cave-bears and thipdars.

Quarter-Final 2nd Replay, 17th June 2017:

no.4 seed:  Mars  3   vs.    no.8 seed:  Pellucidar  3

Here we go again.  Neither side will cede a sofad, it seems.  Third replay necessary.

Meanwhile the semi-final scores of the other remaining competitors are accumulating.
The Moon is leading Titan by 6 points to 5.  Jupiter, like the Moon, is on 6.  The replay points of Mars and Pellucidar add up to 4 each so far. 

If, unprecedentedly, Mars and Pellucidar continue to be neck and neck in their unfinished quarter-final throughout the five days of what ought to have been the semi-finals, it may be that Jupiter will save the situation by being ahead of both of them by 20th June; in which case, Jupiter will be declared the winner of that semi-final even though we haven't established which team out of the Mars-Pellucidar quarter-final contest counted as the Jovians' opponent - for we will be able to say that both of them were bettered by Jupiter.  If you see what I mean.

On the other hand, if the Mars-Pellucidar contest produces more points than Jupiter by the 20th of June, we will be in the awkward situation of having to delay the schedule of the competition, while we continue with the replays.

It's a headache for the organizers.  A lot of tentacles are getting into a twist.

Quarter-Final 3nd Replay, 18th June 2017:

no.4 seed:  Mars  3   vs.    no.8 seed:  Pellucidar  0

At last, a decision.  After a gallant show, the Pellucidarians are on their way back home to enjoy the sunshine, leaving the Martians to face the Jovians in the semi-final.

semi-finals, 16-20 june 2017:

no.13 seed:  Titan       vs.    no.7 seed:  The Moon 

no.10 seed:  Jupiter      vs.     no.4 seed:  Mars 

After the third day's play:

Titan  6    The Moon  7
Jupiter  6    Mars  7

After the fourth day's play:

Titan  8    The Moon  8
Jupiter  8    Mars  10

After the fifth and last day's play:

no.13 seed:  Titan  13     vs.    no.7 seed:  The Moon  10

no.10 seed:  Jupiter  12      vs.     no.4 seed:  Mars  13   

All four teams performed well and the result was in doubt up to the end of play.
Now we have a final between Titan and Mars, both of which scored 13 in the semis...

The Titanics have done amazingly well to get this far.  Odds against them at the start of the tournament were in the thousands to one.  Might they 'pull it off'?  If so, they'd be the first non-major-planet team to gain the trophy.  Doubtless it will happen some day, but will this month provide the day?

The Martians are by no means invincible in the finals - their win against the Jovians in April was as narrow as could be.  Nevertheless it is hard to imagine them being beaten by a mere moon... but it ain't over till it's over.

the final, 21-25 june 2017:

no.13 seed:  Titan       vs.    no.4 seed:  Mars     

After the first day's play:

Titan  2     Mars  2

After the second day's play:

Titan  6     Mars  5

After the third day's play:

Titan  10     Mars  10

After the fourth day's play:

Titan  12     Mars  14

After the final day's play:

no.13 seed:  Titan  17    vs.    no.4 seed:  Mars  18   

So the winner of the June 2017 Interplanetary Knock-Out is

Mars

So after a hard-fought final, in which the Titanics put in a tenacious performance, the Red Planet has now won the trophy three times, equalling the record of Venus.

Tars Tarkas as Team-Captain lifted the trophy for the Martians, and then made a courtly speech, interrupted by a few hecklers protesting at "human rights abuses" by the green men of Barsoom.

After ten competitions the trophy totals are: Venus and Mars three each; Saturn two; Mercury and Jupiter one each.



may 2017

first round, 1-5 may 2017:

no.1 seed:  Saturn  10   vs.   no.17 seed:  Callisto  8

no.9 seed:  The Moon  9   vs.   no.25 seed:  Europa  4

no.5 seed:  Jupiter  6   vs.   no.21 seed:  Ariel  3

no.13 seed:  Pluto  7   vs.   no. 29 seed:  Umbriel  3

no.3 seed:  Mars  8    vs.   no.19 seed:  Titan  6

no.11 seed:  Pellucidar  7    vs.   no.27 seed:  Leda  1

no.7 seed:  Vulcan  11   vs.   no.23 seed:  Triton  4

no.15 seed:  The Reefs of Space    vs.   no.31 seed:  Ceres  4 

no.2 seed:  Mercury  11    vs.   no.18 seed:  Comets  4

no.10 seed:  Iapetus  10    vs.   no.26 seed:  Ganymede  3

no.6 seed:  Neptune  8    vs.   no.22 seed:  Pallas  2 

no.14 seed:  The Sun    vs.   no.30 seed:  Styx  2

no.4 seed:  Venus